Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[master.on]

Too busy?? Motherfucker you are on countless forums all day every day. Usually defending your lack of integrity. But nevertheless your on here all fucking day!!!

You are a con man

^^^^this right here is the truth

That's right.
Chromatography is really time consuming, no way he can bitch all day on boards and still have time to test gear.
@Analyzer (a proven tester) wasn't here everyday.

Also, chromatography is very demanding and even frustrating at times, so that teaches you to be humble.
No way a total asshole like Jano could ever succeed in chromatography.
He probably failed at janitorial, gas attendant, dish washing jobs because of his attitude problem.

 

[mands]

What bothers me about the post on AB is that his testing was showing under-dosed compared to a credited lab. And the fact this was only caught recently. The reason is was caught is because Karius sent samples to Jano and sent to another labs Only then did they notice the difference.

I would say not many others could and would have sent to multiple labs to verify if Jano's testing lines up with a credited lab.

This means 1000's of tests performed by Jano could of been incorrect and that's not good. Especially that we are all about harm reduction.

It's scary to say the least.

mands

 

[heady muscle]

Here you go. Let me know if you guys have any questions.

Who's product is this being tested?
My old eyes cannot see on this phone.

 

[janoshik]

Who's product is this being tested?
My old eyes cannot see on this phone.

What do you mean?

 

[lightspan]

What do you mean?

He was quoting the post from @movingiron88 which provided screecaps from the thread on AB where you were shown to be a fraud.

Really, you only had to look one page back in your own thread. You’re not the brightest bulb in the box.

 

[janoshik]

He was quoting the post from @movingiron88 which provided screecaps from the thread on AB where you were shown to be a fraud.

Really, you only had to look one page back in your own thread. You’re not the brightest bulb in the box.

If I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, then what would one have to say about you? I have that one on ignore, smart guy.

One result different from ChemTox, while there are dozens that are literally the same in this very subforum is evidence about as strong as the one about you being a self-sufficient human being. Weak at most.

I am being sent blind samples with known dosage (to the customers) every month. On Anasci they even send multiple samples like that with each batch of testing.

Should they have had issues, they wouldn't be sending me samples for years by now.

The situation on AB is unfortunate, but dealt with the best way I cold sort out.

Assholes like you will try to milk it out as much as much as they can, and well, I can do nothing about it, so no real need having a discussion about it with you.

I'll instead focus on making my actual customers happy and I'm doing that well.


By the way:
Don't see you calling SIMEC a fraud for fucking all their HGH tests ever. Even refused to refund their customers after they requested it, you know that?

Don't see you calling fat guy @mands and fake doctor JIM frauds for colossally fucking up every single test of GH they had ever conducted.

 

[heady muscle]

Here you go. Let me know if you guys have any questions.

Okay,
I remember this now (I am on my computer). K did a great job as he usually does. But K has some issues over there internal he needs to deal with. Not for here though.

 

[lightspan]

If I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, then what would one have to say about you? I have that one on ignore, smart guy.

One result different from ChemTox, while there are dozens that are literally the same in this very subforum is evidence about as strong as the one about you being a self-sufficient human being. Weak at most.

I am being sent blind samples with known dosage (to the customers) every month. Should they have had issues, they wouldn't be sending me samples for years by now.

The situation on AB is unfortunate, but dealt with.

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Don't see you calling SIMEC a fraud for fucking all their HGH tests ever. Even refused to refund their customers after they requested it, you know that?

Don't see you calling fat guy @mands and fake doctor JIM frauds for colossally fucking up every single test of GH they had ever conducted.

I admit to being big and slow, sugar. You need only read my posts.

That said, you keep deflecting. This is not about SIMEC. It’s not about @mands or @Dr JIM. It’s about you. Stop using this logical fallacy.

You faked a gh test and admitted it. You were caught by Karius with spurious AAS results. Yet you call this flagrant dishonesty “unfortunate” like it was some sort of clerical mistake. You’re a liar. You can’t “fix” that.

 

[janoshik]

I admit to being big and slow, sugar.

Well, the first step is admitting it.

Nothing a diet and a some education wouldn't fix.

Should you need any advice, lmk. I'll be happy to help. I'll even do it for free, unlike somebody

 

[MindlessWork]

Well, the first step is admitting it.

Nothing a diet and a some education wouldn't fix.

Should you need any advice, lmk. I'll be happy to help. I'll even do it for free, unlike somebody

Stop being so smug and pretentious. You got caught out so deal with it gracefully and move on out.

 

[heady muscle]

Well, the first step is admitting it.

Nothing a diet and a some education wouldn't fix.

Should you need any advice, lmk. I'll be happy to help. I'll even do it for free, unlike somebody

You have been proven twice now not to be trustworthy in your testing ( I wonder if you really even test things at all) and still with this rhetoric?

 

[janoshik]

You have been proven twice now not to be trustworthy in your testing ( I wonder if you really even test things at all) and still with this rhetoric?

That is my rhetoric when dealing with people who approach me like that.

They don't mean well to anybody, they are not really worried about the quality of the results, they are not my actual customers, they just want to have their kick, because it makes them feel important on the internet or they feel the need to suck on a balls of a vet.

Stop being so smug and pretentious. You got caught out so deal with it gracefully and move on out.

Move on out?

 

[Mike Hunt]

I dont no the whole story but wat happend janoshik. Did u lie bout sum test results? Jus want to no whats goin on.

 

[lightspan]

That is my rhetoric when dealing with people who approach me like that.

They don't mean well to anybody, they are not really worried about the quality of the results, they are not my actual customers, they just want to have their kick, because it makes them feel important on the internet or they feel the need to suck on a balls of a vet.


Move on out?

Let me educate you, son. I do this because this is my community. I’ve been here a minute, and have probably been in this game longer than you have been alive. Show some fucking respect, and if you want to be a man, stop making excuses for your lack of integrity.

TL,DR: fuck off.

 

[heady muscle]

That is my rhetoric when dealing with people who approach me like that.

They don't mean well to anybody, they are not really worried about the quality of the results, they are not my actual customers, they just want to have their kick, because it makes them feel important on the internet or they feel the need to suck on a balls of a vet.


Move on out?

Jano,
"quality of the results" does not seem to fit your M.O. at this point. Its one thing to hear this from @mands and @Dr JIM, but Darius would not use you and proved out right your testing is off.
I am being respectful as I can here (which is not usually my trait), but you have to give up the ghost because you have been shamed.

 

[janoshik]

TL,DR: fuck off.

You sure losing a few pounds wouldn't improve your mood some?

 

[MindlessWork]

That is my rhetoric when dealing with people who approach me like that.

They don't mean well to anybody, they are not really worried about the quality of the results, they are not my actual customers, they just want to have their kick, because it makes them feel important on the internet or they feel the need to suck on a balls of a vet.


Move on out?

Yes and it means making like a light and going away quietly.

 

[master.on]

What bothers me about the post on AB is that his testing was showing under-dosed compared to a credited lab. And the fact this was only caught recently. The reason is was caught is because Karius sent samples to Jano and sent to another labs Only then did they notice the difference.

I would say not many others could and would have sent to multiple labs to verify if Jano's testing lines up with a credited lab.

This means 1000's of tests performed by Jano could of been incorrect and that's not good. Especially that we are all about harm reduction.

It's scary to say the least.

mands

I admit to being big and slow, sugar. You need only read my posts.

That said, you keep deflecting. This is not about SIMEC. It’s not about @mands or @Dr JIM. It’s about you. Stop using this logical fallacy.

You faked a gh test and admitted it. You were caught by Karius with spurious AAS results. Yet you call this flagrant dishonesty “unfortunate” like it was some sort of clerical mistake. You’re a liar. You can’t “fix” that.

Stop being so smug and pretentious. You got caught out so deal with it gracefully and move on out.

Remember Jano only has to make up a purity/concentration number as he asks what steroid is in it.

Unlike Simec/Lab4tox he never ever spotted another steroid in samples i.e. sold as "deca" but being actually Testosterone.

If I'm not the brightest bulb in the box, then what would one have to say about you? I have that one on ignore, smart guy.

One result different from ChemTox, while there are dozens that are literally the same in this very subforum is evidence about as strong as the one about you being a self-sufficient human being. Weak at most.

I am being sent blind samples with known dosage (to the customers) every month. On Anasci they even send multiple samples like that with each batch of testing.

Should they have had issues, they wouldn't be sending me samples for years by now.

The situation on AB is unfortunate, but dealt with the best way I cold sort out.

Assholes like you will try to milk it out as much as much as they can, and well, I can do nothing about it, so no real need having a discussion about it with you.

I'll instead focus on making my actual customers happy and I'm doing that well.


By the way:
Don't see you calling SIMEC a fraud for fucking all their HGH tests ever. Even refused to refund their customers after they requested it, you know that?

Don't see you calling fat guy @mands and fake doctor JIM frauds for colossally fucking up every single test of GH they had ever conducted.

Everyone knows those "satisfied customers" on Anasci is actually you with alternate handles.

That is my rhetoric when dealing with people who approach me like that.

They don't mean well to anybody, they are not really worried about the quality of the results, they are not my actual customers, they just want to have their kick, because it makes them feel important on the internet or they feel the need to suck on a balls of a vet.


Move on out?

Yep move on out
or you'll be escorted to the door, club bouncers style.

You have been proven twice now not to be trustworthy in your testing ( I wonder if you really even test things at all) and still with this rhetoric?

He doesn't test anything
Jano only makes up numbers.
Chromatography is really time consuming. No way he can bitch all day in several boards, and still have time to test gear.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Sounds like this guy isnt trustwurthy but i dont no the whole story i will stay tuned

 

[MindlessWork]

Let me educate you, son. I do this because this is my community. I’ve been here a minute, and have probably been in this game longer than you have been alive. Show some fucking respect, and if you want to be a man, stop making excuses for your lack of integrity.

TL,DR: fuck off.

Welcome back home and good you have not lost your touch.