Janoshik Analytical laboratory testing services

[SpreadKaas]

This will be processed shortly. As you know, it is mandatory on MESO for all new vendors to post analytical testing results for any products they offer conducted by community-recognized testing facilities like @janoshik. This is the minimum requirement for harm reduction on MESO.

Given what's being said recently in this thread, I know it may seem weird to you and others that I've created a subforum specifically highlighting analytical testing results as well as a photo gallery doing the same, I'm praising the enormous impact that @janoshik has had on the community, and I'm recommending @janoshik as a way to meet new requirements for participating on MESO.

Yeah, it's weird for me too.

Thanks for your response

 

[readalot]

And I will leave this here in the hope of improving your service/reporting and the scientific literacy of the community.

Is this analytical chemistry or financial accounting?

Seriously, walk through an example calc along with mean and rsd on an oxandrolone sample. Include instrument and method precision values since you run in triplicate. What would a spike recovery run in triplicate tell you?

Very poor form to give the chaps on here the false confidence you are able to estimate to that many decimals of precision on a 50 mg sample as an example. All of the inputs to your intermediate calcs and final results have >= 4 or 5 significant figures?

Examples...

11/26 Stanford Jano tesults

Here ya go

thinksteroids.com

Does this seem sketch? Similar lab results

I'm shopping for anavar and came across this on PMroids. One test is Ultima and the other is Nakkon. Tested immediately after, same day, and the results are Identical down to .01mg. That seems awfully suspect to me, they checked out on janoshik site but wtf. @janoshik

thinksteroids.com

 

[janoshik]

And I will leave this here in the hope of improving your service/reporting and the scientific literacy of the community.

Is this analytical chemistry or financial accounting?

Seriously, walk through an example calc along with mean and rsd on an oxandrolone sample. Include instrument and method precision values since you run in triplicate. What would a spike recovery run in triplicate tell you?

Very poor form to give the chaps on here the false confidence you are able to estimate to that many decimals of precision on a 50 mg sample as an example. All of the inputs to your intermediate calcs and final results have >= 4 or 5 significant figures?

Examples...

11/26 Stanford Jano tesults

Here ya go

thinksteroids.com

Does this seem sketch? Similar lab results

I'm shopping for anavar and came across this on PMroids. One test is Ultima and the other is Nakkon. Tested immediately after, same day, and the results are Identical down to .01mg. That seems awfully suspect to me, they checked out on janoshik site but wtf. @janoshik

thinksteroids.com

Regrettably, we are unable to accommodate inquiries from non-clients and individuals demonstrating a lack of understanding or insight, especially when they fall within both categories.

If one doesn't realize the reason we chose the simplest form possible on our reports, we deem any reasoning with such individual to be futile.

 

[readalot]

individuals demonstrating a lack of understanding or insight, especially when they fall within both categories

Yeah ok. LoL. Let's see who can bullshit the reader the best contest? No contest, you will win hands down.

 

[SkankHunt]

Yeah ok. LoL. Let's see who can bullshit the reader the best contest? No contest, you will win hands down.

What is the point of spamming every thread when you’re just going to delete your comments in 20 minutes?

 

[readalot]

What is the point of spamming every thread when you’re just going to delete your comments in 20 minutes?

Spam?

Yeah ok.

The one eyed man definitely enjoys being the king of the blind no doubt.

For you I will leave a few up. May help someone.

 

[readalot]

Because we already have quantitative HPLC methods developed. Why develop (lot of time and $) and maintain for GCMS too?

Also GCMS is inherently less precise in quantitative analysis than HPLC.

It's HPLC-DAD gradient methods, some details are here: https://janoshik.com/details/


ICP MS

Cheers

Thanks for your response.

 

[SwitchingUpFast]

attention: noob question ahead

Email us your order at info@janoshik.com in following format please.
We will provide you with a quote and all the details necessary.

Could you just post a guide on how to get shipping right and how to not get assraped by customs or the policr?
If any such thing already exists, have mercy cause i didn't find it

 

[janoshik]

attention: noob question ahead

Could you just post a guide on how to get shipping right and how to not get assraped by customs or the policr?
If any such thing already exists, have mercy cause i didn't find it

We will guide you through that with your order.

We're hesitant to post a guide as the sheer amount of possibilities makes that situation difficult to navigate, so we prefer to deal with that on case to case basis.

 

[SwitchingUpFast]

okay, I sent you an email

 

[Nuvo6]

Janoshik, I wish you could expand to the USA.

Can you test the medicine Omeprazole?

I believe I may have purchased a rather large amount of fake omeprazole.

 

[janoshik]

Janoshik, I wish you could expand to the USA.

Can you test the medicine Omeprazole?

I believe I may have purchased a rather large amount of fake omeprazole.

It is not legally possible to expand our business to the US, unfortunately.

We can test omeprazole no problem, I believe we've even tested some for a vendor here.

 

[Nuvo6]

You resume testing on 1/1/24? Approximately how far is the backlog?

 

[janoshik]

We are hoping to have 2023 backlog cleared by Friday and be back to ordinary before the following week.

 

[asaly]

@janoshik can you explain this to me, a study from almost 5 years ago, DHB at a concentration of 200mg/ml, while another study performed at the same time by @LAB4TOX showed that the similar concentration contained not 1-test cyp but boldenone cypionate

I can't believe DHB 200mg/ml, especially since this underground lab from Poland was known to cheat even on testosterone.

 

[janoshik]

@janoshik can you explain this to me, a study from almost 5 years ago, DHB at a concentration of 200mg/ml, while another study performed at the same time by @LAB4TOX showed that the similar concentration contained not 1-test cyp but boldenone cypionate

I can't believe DHB 200mg/ml, especially since this underground lab from Poland was known to cheat even on testosterone.

Apologies, but the right time to inquire was quite a few years ago at this point.

 

[asaly]

really, no comment? Can you at least confirm that this is a real test and not a pohotoshop? or any other examples of studies with DHB 200mg?

 

[M@NU]

really, no comment? Can you at least confirm that this is a real test and not a pohotoshop? or any other examples of studies with DHB 200mg?

the test is real, you can verify the key at @janoshik s website

Janoshik Analytical

 

[asaly]

the test is real, you can verify the key

thanks

@janoshik
I'm sorry, but if you don't explain it in a sensible way, I won't take your tests seriously anymore

I've seen a lot of DHB research, I've also talked to people involved in large-scale production, different methods and oils have been tried, and no one has ever done more than about 120mg, and then suddenly 200mg appears, and this is from people from whom I would never have expected it

In addition, we have the same test from a different laboratory giving an extremely different result

 

[janoshik]

thanks

@janoshik
I'm sorry, but if you don't explain it in a sensible way, I won't take your tests seriously anymore

I've seen a lot of DHB research, I've also talked to people involved in large-scale production, different methods and oils have been tried, and no one has ever done more than about 120mg, and then suddenly 200mg appears, and this is from people from whom I would never have expected it

In addition, we have the same test from a different laboratory giving an extremely different result

Well, get a sample of that and send it in blind.