Perrin Aybara
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They are majestic. They aren't intimidated by people at all and they're shockingly large up close. Even more so when they're all puffed up with their wings spread trying to punk you out.
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They are majestic. They aren't intimidated by people at all and they're shockingly large up close. Even more so when they're all puffed up with their wings spread trying to punk you out.
oh yeah they are! I've never been exposed to an upset one but they are quite large indeed. We have those swan boats that you can foot paddle around in. Tried to sneak up on one but it had my number. Prob for the better lol
Perrin Aybara
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I've had them chase me a couple times, but never bitten. I think the bites just bruise though, they don't have teeth made for tearing meat.
Bites don't hurt. Their all hisses and wings man. Nothing more. Nothing a straight front kick wont take care of
Perrin Aybara
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lol, I always thought I could take one out pretty easily with my bare hands if I needed to. My stepdad would've been pissed if I'd been fighting his swans hand to hand, I think they were at least $500 a piece. I just stayed clear of them mostly.
We have an ongoing discussion at work about what animals could we physically choke out. I'd say swan is on the list.
When you really think about it... Looooong neck, easy target. If you could get your hand around it...easy snap. I don't think I could kill a goose or a swan with my bare hands from a mental standpoint. My life wouldn't really be in danger if they attacked me so...
Perrin Aybara
Master
It would be a gruesome scene that nobody who was present would ever forget. Best just to get away from them.
you should write a book my man. would definitely be something i would read.
good to see you back on Meso posting again by the way.
The moment I realized swans were pussy's was when I worked on the family farm when I was 11 or so. The damn thing would always mad dog me and let's face it I was freakin 11 and pretty intimidated. I always carried a GB special order football around with me. The year they won the SB with Brett Favre. It was a pretty cheap football but it was my prized possession. One day I fuckin had it and I threw a perfect damn spiral at it as hard as I fuckin could. I'm pretty sure I fucked it up. Never was the same after. That damn goose thought twice b4 pullin his macho hissing crap at me again
Nooooooooooooooooo...We have two Pom's. We clipper one like a little Teddy bear. Sophie and Vivian. They're little lovers.
To he honest I inherited them. The wife had them when we met. I'm a more of a medium size dog person. Like 40-60 lbs. but these little things are full of love and they have grown on me. Don't choke out Pom's Trukk. Give 'em a pass.
This topic intrigues me
Opossums need to die!!! They're good for nothing. I wouldn't fight one but I'd hit it with a brick.
Perrin Aybara
Master
That reminds me of this time I was playing catch with my best friend growing up. He was a starting pitcher all through little league into high school. We throwing a ball back and forth in his yard and this big turtle was crawling along probably twenty feet away or so. He says I bet I can hit that thing from here. Of course I said he couldn't. He throws a fastball and hits the turtle right in the head and kills it. I'll never forget that.
Nice thread derail guys haha
Anything with claws would be a hard to handle situation. Teeth aren't a deal breaker imo. I feel like redirecting a head would be feasible however size would matter quite a bit here.
I'm going to the zoo this weekend. Fuck it
I'm going to the zoo this weekend. Fuck it
I'd fuck up a lemur
Like the ones from the movie
It happen so fast the little fucker would be caught off guard
Perrin Aybara
Master
A true choke would prevent the use of teeth anyway. I'd think an animal would be well equipped to counter a choke with its back feet and claws into the forearm of your choking hand. Tear it to shreds and you'd let go.
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