Fuck. My. Life.
Not sure where to start, brothers. I've hit a weight loss plateau over the past few months. I'll cut some carbs, since I'm not sure I'll be able to do much else in the next few weeks... there's no easy way to say this: I broke my dick, bros. Ive seen it on 'sex sent me to the ER', but it fucking happened. 4 days ago, to be exact. My wife and I were messing around with our friend again and I was hitting it REALLY fucking hard from behind. Jack hammering it..well, she moved and it slipped out, and I slammed into the area between her vag and ass. Or her pelvis, I'm not sure which, exactly. I heard/felt a loud popping and my dick immediately went limp. My taint was on fire--found out later it was part of the muscle--and my balls started to swell beyond belief. I was almost in shock. Felt light headed. The next 2 days I had to literally carry my grapefruit-sized 8-balls around, until I bought some tighties. it's a nightmare that I wish on no man. God only knows when my soldier will be ready for battle again. Our friend works in an OBGYN clinic, her Dr friend examined everything and said I should be ok, since i didn't want to make an ER visit. But holy fuck. This is an entirely different meaning to blue balls.
Since I can't do anything except upper body right now, I'm looking to maybe use this disaster to get into cardio. Some treadmill walking, or something.