2dumb reminds me of one of McNamara's Morons. During the Vietnam War the US military were desperate to find additional troops because of exemptions from the draft. Since the war was so unpopular they knew rescinding those exemptions would be political suicide so Robeet McNamara devised a plan to lower the mental standards so an additional 100,000 low IQ men could be drafted each year. These recruits became known as McNamara's Morons.
They said it would do these men good to be in the military where they'd learn new skills but it was an unmitigated disaster. Some of the recruits were so dull they couldn't follow simple orders. Some didn't understand that to throw a grenade 100 ft, you couldn't throw it in a straight line, but that it needed to be thrown in an arc. Others didn't even know what state they were from, and some had never learned to tie their own shoes.
Once in combat these recruits were killed or injured in disproportionately large numbers. They were also responsible for high rates of friendly fire because they didn't understand how to use their weapon safely. The problem was so severe that even Gen William Westmoreland complained to McNamara about it.
2dumb is the equivalent of a moron in the army. Just today, we saw 2dumb involved in 2 friendly fire incidents when he reposted a customer's order number twice in a row. He's shown time and again that he's unable to follow simple instructions, he's never learned how to control his emotional impulses like most people do by the time they enter school. if you gave 2dumb a live grenade he'd blow himself up. And he wears slip-on shoes.
His failure as a rep, and before that as a member, is directly correlated to his low IQ. It's only a matter of time before he becomes a fatality of his own stupidity by getting himself busted. The question is how many customers he will take with him. 2dumb is definitely one of McNamara's Morons.