[Source] Sasquatch Labs - Intro/Sale (US Domestic)

[Savagesteve]

It's more like unwanted sexual advances where I keep having to say no.

The stalking and the creeping is definitely giving off rape vibes.

Is it no like playing hard to get where it makes him parking a greyhound bus in your ass seem more exciting?

 

[picholas]

Is it no like playing hard to get where it makes him parking a greyhound bus in your ass seem more exciting?

No means no Steve.

Shame on you!

 

[Gaynz39]

I go with face to face because neither will concede to being the catcher

Damnnn Jenna. Just a Friendly Sword fight, no Penetration.

 

[The Terminator]

I go with face to face because neither will concede to being the catcher

Like a slow sensual love making where they interlock hands as they look deep into each other’s eyes? Maybe, or maybe they go ass2ass

 

[Heavy Iron]

 

[T-Bagger]

So essentially a fencing match?

Fencing, jousting lol, name your preference!

 

[T-Bagger]

Back to back. Scissoring action! [emoji23]

This gave me many laughs. Damn this was funny!

 

[EQ Kimball]

Fencing, jousting lol, name your preference!

I'm a big fan of space docking. Wish I had some foreskin to try it out but those fucking jews stole it.

 

[Gaynz39]

I'm a big fan of space docking. Wish I had some foreskin to try it out but those fucking jews stole it.

Guess I need to Google WTF Space Docking is. Holy Fuck, lmao

 

[EQ Kimball]

For those who missed it because of the two keyboard warriors:

2 posts on successful TD's since Wednesday's oral restock.

Ordered Wednesday early ass morning just got my pack today. Fastest T/A (2 days?) So far. Gear is all accounted. Good shit.

Dino is great. Amazing turn time and communication

And a post by the lab/dino explaining and being up front about logistics over the next few days (as well as an updated pastebin)

Hey guys,

Just a quick update for the weekend. I want to say thank you to all of you for being patient on ordering this week, we're getting a bunch of orders out right now. Also I'll put the link to a new pastebin below.

Some announcements:

1. I won't be taking orders tomorrow, I'll be out of town. I'll be taking some on Sunday though, but prepare for them to maybe be a bit later in the day.
2. We're going to be raising our minimum soon (See pastebin)

-https://pastebin.com/raw/RGA9AADz-

Thanks guys,

Dino

 

[EQ Kimball]

Guess I need to Google WTF Space Docking is. Holy Fuck, lmao

Careful. You might find yourself inadvertantly doing the no homo challenge if you start googling that shit. I hate when I accidentally start watching gay porn for hours.

 

[T-Bagger]

Careful. You might find yourself inadvertantly doing the no homo challenge if you start googling that shit. I hate when I accidentally start watching gay porn for hours.

I’m intrigued but not enough to look. @Gaynz39 report back your findings please. You can be the one with gay pop-ups going forward.

 

[EQ Kimball]

I’m intrigued but not enough to look. @Gaynz39 report back your findings please. You can be the one with gay pop-ups going forward.

"A form of mutual masturbation then begins, with the foreskin or foreskins rolling back and forth over each penis, or with penises thrusting against each other inside the foreskin. For men with very stretched and commodious foreskins, the goal is to engulf as much of the other man’s penis as possible."

But wait.. there's more..

"As might be expected, docking is thought to be practiced more frequently among men who are homosexual or bisexual; however, there seem to be a considerable number of straight men who have docked with another man."

See @Oldschool and @picholas , you too are doing like a metaphoric online docking by going back and forth on this source thread. But dont worry, as I told my mom when she caught me doing this with my priest, it's not gay, a lot of straight guys do it.

 

[BIGSWEEZ]

"A form of mutual masturbation then begins, with the foreskin or foreskins rolling back and forth over each penis, or with penises thrusting against each other inside the foreskin. For men with very stretched and commodious foreskins, the goal is to engulf as much of the other man’s penis as possible."

But wait.. there's more..

"As might be expected, docking is thought to be practiced more frequently among men who are homosexual or bisexual; however, there seem to be a considerable number of straight men who have docked with another man."

See @Oldschool and @picholas , you too are doing like a metaphoric online docking by going back and forth on this source thread. But dont worry, as I told my mom when she caught me doing this with my priest, it's not gay, a lot of straight guys do it.

Not what I thought it would be at all

 

[Gaynz39]

Two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal.

Urban Dictionary says:
I think I’ll Pass. It’s also known ass Shitting in a Cooter.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

"A form of mutual masturbation then begins, with the foreskin or foreskins rolling back and forth over each penis, or with penises thrusting against each other inside the foreskin. For men with very stretched and commodious foreskins, the goal is to engulf as much of the other man’s penis as possible."

But wait.. there's more..

"As might be expected, docking is thought to be practiced more frequently among men who are homosexual or bisexual; however, there seem to be a considerable number of straight men who have docked with another man."

See @Oldschool and @picholas , you too are doing like a metaphoric online docking by going back and forth on this source thread. But dont worry, as I told my mom when she caught me doing this with my priest, it's not gay, a lot of straight guys do it.

Well fuck, I learned something new today.

 

[T-Bagger]

Well fuck, I learned something new today.

Wow... this thread has completely fagged out. I thought SP’s donkey was bad.

 

[EQ Kimball]

Wow... this thread has completely fagged out. I thought SP’s donkey was bad.

Until those 2 fucks stop arguing on here. I'm going full fag

 

[picholas]

Until those 2 fucks stop arguing on here. I'm going full fag

You never go full fag!

 

[T-Bagger]

You never go full fag!

Keep it up with @Oldschool and you shall see full fag!