Its true. All truemy girl dont get it either but the best was hearing Trukker explain the exchange he had with his wife and inlaws about meeting up on last Xmas eve...
"Sooooo I think my buddy is gonna come by tonight...
Really? We're a days drive from home and its Christmas eve? Who do you know in Tn?
Oh it's my buddy TEK! He's just passing through, super nice guy...prior service, big redneck fucker that breeds pitbulls, trains martial arts, and forges knives. He does have some pretty bad social anxiety though so just dont move too quickly and never stand behind him. He won't stay long, but he's bringing up some homemade whiskey and brandy.
How do you know him?
Oh! He hangs out on my steroid message board...met him online.
(silence........)
Truk: "We're goin to Applebee's..."
When i showed em the picture he (TEK) sent it looks like a fucking mug shot. I even told TEK that. Im like dude...got a different pic i can show em
Hes in to martial arts, prior service, trains pitbulls and forges knives. OHH hes bringing whiskey too! What could go wrong? Did i mention i met him on a steroid board
Yeah! Great guy
I think...
Had to rendezvous at applebees for dinner
I figure if hes bat shit crazy at least he wont know where were staying LMAO
No offense TEK. But youd scare the white off rice to most people
But im a marine
You dont scare me
Did i tell ya the first thing he did was hug me