Meso Powerlifting Corner

[bhog]

Big boys doing good he was just tired of the shit that was always happening on meso. I've talked to him daily or weekly since he joined he's lifting heavy shit still and would kill me for telling y'all cause he told me in confidence but he's enjoying doing CROSSFIT with the wifey a couple times a week

I'll tag him cause I know he still reads so it doesn't look like I'm hiding it
Sorry @bhog

Hahahaha, fucker. Man I might need an intervention the fuckin challenge of it all is addictive. Laying here sore as fuck from yesterday and the day before.

 

[bhog]

Just reading over the first few pages, I cant believe how far this thread and section have come.

What ever happened to @bhog?
I havent heard a sex story that makes me wish I wad never born in forever.

I'm alive brother. I still pop in every once in awhile but I'm so damn behind on everything and everyone lol. How's shit going for you?

 

[jaymaximus]

I'm alive brother. I still pop in every once in awhile but I'm so damn behind on everything and everyone lol. How's shit going for you?

Im good man. Was just wondering about you. If you stop in send me a message from time to time. Im depraved from lack of stories. Its leading to me watching some disturbing porn.

P.S. If I ever die I need someone to delete my browser history.

 

[RodgerThat]

Im good man. Was just wondering about you. If you stop in send me a message from time to time. Im depraved from lack of stories. Its leading to me watching some disturbing porn.

P.S. If I ever die I need someone to delete my browser history.

Gotcha back bud got the same packed with a few friends definitely clear the browser and get rid of the stash/take the stash for personal use cause if they dead they don't need it right?

 

[jaymaximus]

Gotcha back bud got the same packed with a few friends definitely clear the browser and get rid of the stash/take the stash for personal use cause if they dead they don't need it right?

Oddly enough Ice thought of this recently. I live alone and keep my stash easy to get too. If something should happen itll be found quick. In my will I plan on making my last wish it gets used, by my son...right away...even if he's still a toddler. He has to avenge my death (It'll be hard since it'll probably be from a stroke).

 

[RodgerThat]

Oddly enough Ice thought of this recently. I live alone and keep my stash easy to get too. If something should happen itll be found quick. In my will I plan on making my last wish it gets used, by my son...right away...even if he's still a toddler. He has to avenge my death (It'll be hard since it'll probably be from a stroke).

Then you will be installing into him that he has to find a preventative cure for strokes so he's going to have a lot of pressure on his shoulders to avenge you and what if he can't get funding for his research!?!? Lots of variables here but I'll make sure we start pinning the little guy ASAP after your death so he'll be strong enough to lean into the funding boards

 

[bhog]

Im good man. Was just wondering about you. If you stop in send me a message from time to time. Im depraved from lack of stories. Its leading to me watching some disturbing porn.

P.S. If I ever die I need someone to delete my browser history.

I'll have to tell you the story of my first 3some with 2 chicks sometime. It's a very humbling story and a lil bit embarrassing at first but ends pretty awesome.
Or there's the time a chick crapped in my lap after I blew a jail month load in her asshole.
Then there's the story where I learned I can't stay hard dp'ing a chick cause it felt gay and that's honestly good to learn about yourself ( that you're not gay).
I got a beej one time in my dads lazyboy and when I came the broad pulled it out of her mouth and shoved it away from her like a scared lil snatch but kept stroking and I shot up in the air and into my own mouth. Felt violated something fierce but have called bitches out since when they complained about sperm taste.
Been stingered , didn't like it.
That should keep ya good for a bit. There's much more of course. [emoji3]

 

[Perrin Aybara]

I'll have to tell you the story of my first 3some with 2 chicks sometime. It's a very humbling story and a lil bit embarrassing at first but ends pretty awesome.
Or there's the time a chick crapped in my lap after I blew a jail month load in her asshole.
Then there's the story where I learned I can't stay hard dp'ing a chick cause it felt gay and that's honestly good to learn about yourself ( that you're not gay).
I got a beej one time in my dads lazyboy and when I came the broad pulled it out of her mouth and shoved it away from her like a scared lil snatch but kept stroking and I shot up in the air and into my own mouth. Felt violated something fierce but have called bitches out since when they complained about sperm taste.
Been stingered , didn't like it.
That should keep ya good for a bit. There's much more of course. [emoji3]

DP'ing is def gay, so good call there. I never have and never will. I prefer two chicks threesomes myself. Another dude is one dude too many.

 

[joliver]

DP'ing is def gay, so good call there. I never have and never will. I prefer two chicks threesomes myself. Another dude is one dude too many.

What if the other dude is hiding in the closet dressed like Flash Gordon and is maniacally--but silently--jerking it while you pound his woman?

 

[Perrin Aybara]

What if the other dude is hiding in the closet dressed like Flash Gordon and is maniacally--but silently--jerking it while you pound his woman?

Sounds fully hetero to me. He's the one with the cuckold fetish, you're just pounding some chick.

 

[joliver]

Sounds fully hetero to me. He's the one with the cuckold fetish, you're just pounding some chick.

Yeah.....he's the....uh...yeah...he's the weirdo. I'm just...reaming a...uh...vagina. Yay intercourse.

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[RodgerThat]

Donating blood today and my blood pressure was 95/42 with a resting pulse of 44, guess powerlifting is good for your health too? Although I was considered to low to donate but the nurse let me crank out a set of push ups to jack my blood pressure up and after 75 pushing
I raised my BP all the way to 126/62 just barely high enough to donate

 

[Perrin Aybara]

Donating blood today and my blood pressure was 95/42 with a resting pulse of 44, guess powerlifting is good for your health too? Although I was considered to low to donate but the nurse let me crank out a set of push ups to jack my blood pressure up and after 75 pushing
I raised my BP all the way to 126/62 just barely high enough to donate

I wish my pulse was that low. Mine is almost always very high.

 

[jaymaximus]

My resting pulse is 100. Like first thing in the morning pulse

 

[RodgerThat]

My resting pulse is 100. Like first thing in the morning pulse

I'm probably clinically dead first thing in the morning cause this was at 2pm after a workout and A&W burger

 

[Perrin Aybara]

My resting pulse is 100. Like first thing in the morning pulse

Mine is like that sometimes. Sometimes it's 70's and sometimes it's 100's. I don't get it.

 

[SteroidsBro]

I should be spending more time in this thread.

 

[ickyrica]

I'll have to tell you the story of my first 3some with 2 chicks sometime. It's a very humbling story and a lil bit embarrassing at first but ends pretty awesome.
Or there's the time a chick crapped in my lap after I blew a jail month load in her asshole.
Then there's the story where I learned I can't stay hard dp'ing a chick cause it felt gay and that's honestly good to learn about yourself ( that you're not gay).
I got a beej one time in my dads lazyboy and when I came the broad pulled it out of her mouth and shoved it away from her like a scared lil snatch but kept stroking and I shot up in the air and into my own mouth. Felt violated something fierce but have called bitches out since when they complained about sperm taste.
Been stingered , didn't like it.
That should keep ya good for a bit. There's much more of course. [emoji3]

hahaha, wicked awesome. The level of self awareness and honesty is refreshing as fuck!!

 

[Masters Power]

One of our female members absolutely CRUSHED in her first meet today. International elite numbers in all three lifts.

Left 5 kilos on the table deadlifting because her adviser screwed up. Lifetime pr's in all three lifts!!

Fucking Awesome!!!

 

[Perrin Aybara]

One of our female members absolutely CRUSHED in her first meet today. International elite numbers in all three lifts.

Left 5 kilos on the table deadlifting because her adviser screwed up. Lifetime pr's in all three lifts!!

Fucking Awesome!!!

Fucking awesome indeed. Great accomplishment.