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Gotcha! https://pastebin.com/raw/Af592RqR

Well, some news for all. Good news everyone, updated pastebin! (hopefully linked above correctly this time) Some more good, maybe unfortunate news, everyone got so much Test E yesterday that we're currently OOS for the weekend (restock during the week). More news, we should be back in stock with orals by the beginning of next week, along with some other gear.

Thanks for the unending support! We love selling to you guys, and we'll have restocks ready for you very soon.

Thanks,
Dino

Thanks for the update. Really hoping the orals come in next week!
 
You sound like the type of guy who has a wonderful collection of fedoras. Quoting (pretty poorly) Aldous Huxley on a steroid source thread is the most neck beard thing I've seen in a while.

My money is on a 19 year old hard gainer living in mom's basement. Possibly Asian, possibly white. Was definitely bullied in highschool - probley known as "the next Adam Lanza" by most people in his graduating class. Wears a class ring on his index finger and also plays the trumpet.

Yeah, that's all true.

It's no wonder you are estranged from your family. Your the type of sick fuck that would invite your dad out to a cabin retreat and try to seduce him infront of the fire on a bear skin rug while kenny g breaks out into a solo not too far in the distance. I cant blame them for banning you from the family reunions either, they always end the same way when you go. For several hours you make attempts to instigate an orgy and when that fails you roofie everyone and dance around your families unconscious bodies naked with your dick tucked blasting goodbye horses on your boombox.

I'm impressed you didn't somehow shoehorn your MBA degree into that comment.

Your right, It's probably a waste of time mentioning books around this crowd.
 
Yeah, that's all true.

It's no wonder you are estranged from your family. Your the type of sick fuck that would invite your dad out to a cabin retreat and try to seduce him infront of the fire on a bear skin rug while kenny g breaks out into a solo not too far in the distance. I cant blame them for banning you from the family reunions either, they always end the same way when you go. For several hours you make attempts to instigate an orgy and when that fails you roofie everyone and dance around your families unconscious bodies naked with your dick tucked blasting goodbye horses on your boombox.

I'm impressed you didn't somehow shoehorn your MBA degree into that comment.

Your right, It's probably a waste of time mentioning books around this crowd.


Fail. Next time try to keep your jokes under 3 paragraphs please.

Oh and actually try to make them funny, not just describe your fantasies of your father.
 
Fail. Next time try to keep your jokes under 3 paragraphs please.

Oh and actually try to make them funny, not just describe your fantasies of your father.

You see I just keep forgetting about the limited attention span around here. I'll try to keep the length and syllables to a minimum so that your handler doesn't have so much work cut out for her when trying to explain the comments to you.

Ah the old I know you are but what am I. A classic. Very creative.
 
You sound like the type of guy who has a wonderful collection of fedoras. Quoting (pretty poorly) Aldous Huxley on a steroid source thread is the most neck beard thing I've seen in a while.

My money is on a 19 year old hard gainer living in mom's basement. Possibly Asian, possibly white. Was definitely bullied in highschool - probley known as "the next Adam Lanza" by most people in his graduating class. Wears a class ring on his index finger and also plays the trumpet.

He’s clearly an Asian. One with a big forehead and tiny little eyes. His mom still bosses him around and wonders why he dates fat white women instead of a nice little Asian girl. He keeps trying to explain it to her but he can’t because he’s not sure if he even likes women. It’s very frustrating that his mom doesn’t understand and he feels like he doesn’t have a voice. So he spends his evenings crouched over his keyboard angrily typing and then editing his forum posts before angrily masturbating to gay Asian midget porn. Then falls asleep angry and alone every night.
 
He’s clearly an Asian. One with a big forehead and tiny little eyes. His mom still bosses him around and wonders why he dates fat white women instead of a nice little Asian girl. He keeps trying to explain it to her but he can’t because he’s not sure if he even likes women. It’s very frustrating that his mom doesn’t understand and he feels like he doesn’t have a voice. So he spends his evenings crouched over his keyboard angrily typing and then editing his forum posts before angrily masturbating to gay Asian midget porn. Then falls asleep angry and alone every night.

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He’s clearly an Asian. One with a big forehead and tiny little eyes. His mom still bosses him around and wonders why he dates fat white women instead of a nice little Asian girl. He keeps trying to explain it to her but he can’t because he’s not sure if he even likes women. It’s very frustrating that his mom doesn’t understand and he feels like he doesn’t have a voice. So he spends his evenings crouched over his keyboard angrily typing and then editing his forum posts before angrily masturbating to gay Asian midget porn. Then falls asleep angry and alone every night.
Lmfao , you motherfuckers crack me up.
 
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He’s clearly an Asian. One with a big forehead and tiny little eyes. His mom still bosses him around and wonders why he dates fat white women instead of a nice little Asian girl. He keeps trying to explain it to her but he can’t because he’s not sure if he even likes women. It’s very frustrating that his mom doesn’t understand and he feels like he doesn’t have a voice. So he spends his evenings crouched over his keyboard angrily typing and then editing his forum posts before angrily masturbating to gay Asian midget porn. Then falls asleep angry and alone every night.

Thanks for the morning laughs, ya filthy animals!
 
Yeah, that's all true.

It's no wonder you are estranged from your family. Your the type of sick fuck that would invite your dad out to a cabin retreat and try to seduce him infront of the fire on a bear skin rug while kenny g breaks out into a solo not too far in the distance. I cant blame them for banning you from the family reunions either, they always end the same way when you go. For several hours you make attempts to instigate an orgy and when that fails you roofie everyone and dance around your families unconscious bodies naked with your dick tucked blasting goodbye horses on your boombox.

I'm impressed you didn't somehow shoehorn your MBA degree into that comment.

Your right, It's probably a waste of time mentioning books around this crowd.

For such a book worm, you have a terrible imagination.
 

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