Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

[Oldschool]

We have special trips for people like you in the south. It’s called taking them on a fishing trip. Drowning accidents are very sad but very real.

Now calm down. Nobody drowning nobody here. Our buddy moreforya here is just a damn victim. His parents passed away when he was young. He spent his inheritance traveling the world only to end up a buff bartender with bad teeth and a softball size hematoma on his ass in the country he hates. Cut him some fucking slack.

 

[T-Bagger]

I know, I can’t wait till he is older and we can eat him

LMAO, gonna be some awesome bacon!

 

[bolder]

View attachment 109171 So this little rotten fucker is screaming and screaming for no fucking reason
so I remember it had become attached to this beanie baby I found..soon as I put that fucker in there this is what happened

I could never understand a pig(lets) for pets in the house... but this is pretty sweet.

Fuck, maybe I do need to up my AI!

 

[T-Bagger]

I could never understand a pig(lets) for pets in the house... but this is pretty sweet.

Fuck, maybe I do need to up my AI!

Just think bacon, ya sap.

 

[bolder]

More like a touch and feel type dealio with imitation flesh to mimic the glorious female butthole. To make it more realistic, some have a few hairs, some have stubble, some are completely smooth.

Oh so it’s like Braille for the blind? I’m not blind?
Can I still play along?

I’m a good pretender!
Haha

 

[SeekNoQuarter]

Im a strong independent man who don’t need NO woman!!!

No. You are a water bottle.

 

[SeekNoQuarter]

We have special trips for people like you in the south. It’s called taking them on a fishing trip. Drowning accidents are very sad but very real.

Never argue with an idiot, he'll just drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 

[ShredMN]

View attachment 109171 So this little rotten fucker is screaming and screaming for no fucking reason
so I remember it had become attached to this beanie baby I found..soon as I put that fucker in there this is what happened

Disgustingly cute! Be right back while I eat 10lbs of soybeans.

 

[bolder]

Just think bacon, ya sap.

Hmm. Good point!
Fry the fucker!!

Jk @ONDRUN

 

[ONDRUN]

Well my neighbor doesn’t care if mama pig has them piglets in the woods and it would be cold as a motherfucker and they’re all be dead ...rain and cold their dead period....or I come home and one of the mama pigs is eating them so I play ninja- haaaaaah yeaahhh!!! fuck that.... I grabbed a couple of them and run fast!!!! Swift like the deer ... kind a like a gazelle ....
everything screaming!!!! I’m screaming, their screaming ,the chickens are squawking .. I ain’t no pig freak but sometimes a man gotzz to do what a man’s gotzz to do ....in a while they start bringing me raccoons.. I have baby fucking raccoons everywhere .. I don’t get a chance to say “please don’t bring them to me !! I do not do this” they just drop them at the door screaming ... I don’t know where that started from mischievous little monsters.. I start closing the blinds and turn my porch light off like a person that doesn’t want the kids to trick-or-treat at their house ..

 

[T-Bagger]

I start closing the blinds and turn my porch light off like a person that doesn’t want the kids to trick-or-treat at their house ..

Ah, so you’re a Jehovah’s Witness!

 

[ONDRUN]

Ah, so you’re a Jehovah’s Witness!

Don’t they believe in like having lots of wives... that could be a man’s worst nightmare are the most pleasant experience....and the vote is????

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Don’t they believe in like having lots of wives... that could be a man’s worst nightmare are the most pleasant experience....and the vote is????

That's the Mormons.

 

[ONDRUN]

That's the Mormons.

Ohhhhh ..
kinda close right

 

[Achilles56]

Well to be fair that’s quite a few religions

 

[T-Bagger]

Ohhhhh ..
kinda close right

They’re all the same lol

 

[bolder]

Well my neighbor doesn’t care if mama pig has them piglets in the woods and it would be cold as a motherfucker and they’re all be dead ...rain and cold their dead period....or I come home and one of the mama pigs is eating them so I play ninja- haaaaaah yeaahhh!!! fuck that.... I grabbed a couple of them and run fast!!!! Swift like the deer ... kind a like a gazelle ....
everything screaming!!!! I’m screaming, their screaming ,the chickens are squawking .. I ain’t no pig freak but sometimes a man gotzz to do what a man’s gotzz to do ....in a while they start bringing me raccoons.. I have baby fucking raccoons everywhere .. I don’t get a chance to say “please don’t bring them to me !! I do not do this” they just drop them at the door screaming ... I don’t know where that started from mischievous little monsters.. I start closing the blinds and turn my porch light off like a person that doesn’t want the kids to trick-or-treat at their house ..

Ummm, @T-Bagger I think what we have here is...
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective!

Or that’s what I was picturing reading @ONDRUN post lol

 

[ONDRUN]

“ But his GRACE is sufficient between you and me”
we are to love one another

 

[T-Bagger]

Ummm, @T-Bagger I think what we have here is...
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective!

Or that’s what I was picturing reading @ONDRUN post lol

It’s nice to know he has a big heart to care for these strays.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Well my neighbor doesn’t care if mama pig has them piglets in the woods and it would be cold as a motherfucker and they’re all be dead ...rain and cold their dead period....or I come home and one of the mama pigs is eating them so I play ninja- haaaaaah yeaahhh!!! fuck that.... I grabbed a couple of them and run fast!!!! Swift like the deer ... kind a like a gazelle ....
everything screaming!!!! I’m screaming, their screaming ,the chickens are squawking .. I ain’t no pig freak but sometimes a man gotzz to do what a man’s gotzz to do ....in a while they start bringing me raccoons.. I have baby fucking raccoons everywhere .. I don’t get a chance to say “please don’t bring them to me !! I do not do this” they just drop them at the door screaming ... I don’t know where that started from mischievous little monsters.. I start closing the blinds and turn my porch light off like a person that doesn’t want the kids to trick-or-treat at their house ..

The inside of your house must smell real great