MisterSuperGod
Well-known Member
Speaking of real estate agents...
"This is a new listing on the market. This home is just darling, however you may want to tear up the basement and lay a new floor because the previous owner carelessly spilled an oil drum's worth of Guaiacol during a drug induced stupor."
"It will be an out of pocket cost, but in a way, you're really breaking even because the smell drove away all the stray cats and homeless people within a 10 mile radius."
"This is a new listing on the market. This home is just darling, however you may want to tear up the basement and lay a new floor because the previous owner carelessly spilled an oil drum's worth of Guaiacol during a drug induced stupor."
"It will be an out of pocket cost, but in a way, you're really breaking even because the smell drove away all the stray cats and homeless people within a 10 mile radius."