favorite porn stars

[Eman]

I knew someone would say it.
But if someone really wanted to you could track her down pretty easily and in turn track me down cause I live next door so yeah otherwise I'd let you all know.

Not to convince you otherwise, but I kind of doubt she'd be that easy to find.

Pornstars don't normally advertise their real name nor do they really want there address being too out in the open. Imagine the sick wackos out there that get obsessed... Even strippers have to watch out for the obsessive guys.

I mean, would you want some sick weirdo like @jaymaximus knowing where you lived? Fuck. No.

Anyways, don't post it if you don't want to.... Better safe than sorry, I agree. Just crossed my mind that they are probably pretty difficult to track down, I'd want to be.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

I mean, would you want some sick weirdo like @jaymaximus knowing where you lived?

Um...NO

 

[Eman]

Um...NO

Don't you worry, trukk. I wouldn't tell Jay where to find you.

I did tell Mindless though, hope you don't mind... Just slipped right out when I told him how much you like unannounced visits from people.

 

[Sk8man101]

Not to convince you otherwise, but I kind of doubt she'd be that easy to find.

Pornstars don't normally advertise their real name nor do they really want there address being too out in the open. Imagine the sick wackos out there that get obsessed... Even strippers have to watch out for the obsessive guys.

I mean, would you want some sick weirdo like @jaymaximus knowing where you lived? Fuck. No.

Anyways, don't post it if you don't want to.... Better safe than sorry, I agree. Just crossed my mind that they are probably pretty difficult to track down, I'd want to be.

No I've read all her interviews and shit you could find her if you really want to.

 

[jaymaximus]

Not to convince you otherwise, but I kind of doubt she'd be that easy to find.

Pornstars don't normally advertise their real name nor do they really want there address being too out in the open. Imagine the sick wackos out there that get obsessed... Even strippers have to watch out for the obsessive guys.

I mean, would you want some sick weirdo like @jaymaximus knowing where you lived? Fuck. No.

Anyways, don't post it if you don't want to.... Better safe than sorry, I agree. Just crossed my mind that they are probably pretty difficult to track down, I'd want to be.

Um...NO

I know where everyone lives. When Im not on here im just scrolling through Google Earth and waiting...and eating flaming hot cheetos

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Don't you worry, trukk. I wouldn't tell Jay where to find you.

I did tell Mindless though, hope you don't mind... Just slipped right out when I told him how much you like unannounced visits from people.

Jay is sorta like hannibal lector mixed with the kool aid man. Just less creepy and not quite as fuckin awesome

 

[Eman]

I know where everyone lives. When Im not on here im just scrolling through Google Earth and waiting...and eating flaming hot cheetos

Reminds me of a joke...

There was an old retired guy that showed up at a doctors office.

Doctor sees him and asks, "What brings you in today, sir?"

"Well doc, I have the strangest problem... My penis is orange."

The doctor laughs and says, "That's not possible sir, there is absolutely no medical condition that could result in an orange penis."

"No, doc... It's the truth." He proceeds to pull his penis out and sure enough... It's completely orange.

The doctor stood there in disbelief, "Well... It sure is orange..." He said. "Well why don't you take me through a normal day of yours and maybe we can figure out something in your lifestyle that's causing this."

The guy says, "Well, I'm retired. My wife passed away a few years ago so I live alone... Most days I just wake up and read the paper, have some breakfast, normal things."

"The rest of the day, I usually just hang out around the house watching porn and eating Cheetos."

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

I know i shouldnt reveal PMs publically and may take some heat for this. Unfortunately i cannot keep my quiet any longer
This is @jaymaximus

Dont let him in

 

[jaymaximus]

Reminds me of a joke...

There was an old retired guy that showed up at a doctors office.

Doctor sees him and asks, "What brings you in today, sir?"

"Well doc, I have the strangest problem... My penis is orange."

The doctor laughs and says, "That's not possible sir, there is absolutely no medical condition that could result in an orange penis."

"No, doc... It's the truth." He proceeds to pull his penis out and sure enough... It's completely orange.

The doctor stood there in disbelief, "Well... It sure is orange..." He said. "Well why don't you take me through a normal day of yours and maybe we can figure out something in your lifestyle that's causing this."

The guy says, "Well, I'm retired. My wife passed away a few years ago so I live alone... Most days I just wake up and read the paper, have some breakfast, normal things."

"The rest of the day, I usually just hang out around the house watching porn and eating Cheetos."

Thats where I got it from. Heard the joke when I was around 15 and its been a favorite since.

 

[colossus25]

Noelle Easton because you know i hit that last year

 

[jaymaximus]

Noelle Easton because you know i hit that last year

She got some nice tit-tays

 

[colossus25]

She got some nice tit-tays

Bro nice everything lol one of the best nights of my life.

 

[CAswole]

@Sk8man101 i call foul on this! While your concern for anonymity is heard loud and clear i do not think it relinquishes you if your obligation to give the name of this ho. You started this buddy now time for you to make it right. And in the future if u happen to move next door to another porn star just keep it to yourself
NOW LET'S HAVE IT! NAME PLEASE SIR!

 

[colossus25]

@Sk8man101 i call foul on this! While your concern for anonymity is heard loud and clear i do not think it relinquishes you if your obligation to give the name of this ho. You started this buddy now time for you to make it right. And in the future if u happen to move next door to another porn star just keep it to yourself [emoji14]
NOW LET'S HAVE IT! NAME PLEASE SIR!

He should take a page out of my book and take a picture lmaoo

 

[colossus25]

Shit i got videos and everything but i ain't posting that up haha

 

[jaymaximus]

Shit i got videos and everything but i ain't posting that up haha

Real question, did you have any issues thinking about her co-stars? I don't think I would, but an insecure part of me would let my mind drift to some dude with a 2 x 2 ft dick (no homo) or that she was acting her orgasms?

Or you might be the type of dude who just "enjoys the moment" and doesn't "overthink" "it" "."

 

[colossus25]

Real question, did you have any issues thinking about her co-stars? I don't think I would, but an insecure part of me would let my mind drift to some dude with a 2 x 2 ft dick (no homo) or that she was acting her orgasms?

Or you might be the type of dude who just "enjoys the moment" and doesn't "overthink" "it" "."

Lmfaoo i really didn't give a shit tbh and she loved it enough for a few more rides. Confidence is key!!

 

[high-octane]

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Real question, did you have any issues thinking about her co-stars? I don't think I would, but an insecure part of me would let my mind drift to some dude with a 2 x 2 ft dick (no homo) or that she was acting her orgasms?

Or you might be the type of dude who just "enjoys the moment" and doesn't "overthink" "it" "."

I really dont think women care much about all that. Of course SOME women may. I think Scally posted a study once showing most women prefer slightly larger than average.

 

[Professor Karman]

I really dont think women care much about all that. Of course SOME women may. I think Scally posted a study once showing most women prefer slightly larger than average.

I think most women like the idea of a large unit, as in maybe they masturbate to such things, but in actuality if it doesn't feel good they ain't going to be able to finish no matter how big.