Sending AAS samples to independent, accredited laboratory in Europe

Would you be willing to submit an unopened sample to an independent accredited laboratory in Europe?

  • No. I could never bear to part with gear.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No. I would only send it to a US-based laboratory.

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • Yes. But only if I didn't have to pay for the cost of analysis.

    Votes: 6 9.8%
  • Yes. But I would not be willing to pay more than USD $50 for analysis.

    Votes: 18 29.5%
  • Yes. I would pay up to USD $100 for analysis.

    Votes: 20 32.8%
  • Yes. I would pay up to USD $150 for analysis.

    Votes: 4 6.6%
  • Yes. I would pay up to USD $200 for analysis.

    Votes: 11 18.0%

  • Total voters
    61
  • Poll closed .
Need more of this and once sources see that we can determine the contents of our purchase they will be competitively motivated to create better products.
 
So far one lab's var came back bunk. Hopefully Pharmacom's var gets posted soon.

shit like this makes me loss all trust in the brand's other products and even worse thier quality control/cleanliness. Underdosed is one thing but that result shows they don't give a fuck about the customer. What is it instead? women could be using it and really get some problem for example if it is the wrong shit.

Thanks for a good service @Millard Baker
 
Millard you need to work on turn around time. We really had to wait shit load of time for the next round of test.
Seriously? Do you have any idea how difficult it must be to coordinate anonymous buys from multiple labs, funding to meet minimums, lead times for deliveries, not to mention the fact some packs never landed? And then wait for the actual testing to transpire? I am going to pretend you were kidding- it would behoove you to have a little respect and not let anyone know otherwise.
 
Millard you need to work on turn around time. We really had to wait shit load of time for the next round of test.

Umm, Sampei, let me ask you what you would consider an acceptable amount of time to wait, then?

This project is a moving, fluid series of tests. It is not some static event, not a snapshot. There are steps that must take place in order to make this project function and achieve its objectives.

The project also has a limited amount of funds, which affects the pace at which it can operate. The project needs continued financial contributions that are being donated over time, which also dictates the number of tests being performed at one time.

Not to be a dick - well, okay, maybe I am being a dick - but if you prefer a different pace, more tests, at a faster turn around, then go start SampeiAnabolicLabTests.com

Make your own rules, do your thing, show Millard how it's done.

What's that? How are you gonna pay for it? Exactly!

Or, better yet, let's compare AnabolicLab.com to similar programs/projects? Oh, that's right, there is not one in existence!!!

Freaking ingrate!
 
Gen shi passed next...... I'm a bit surprised, didn't think many would contain oxandralone, let alone the full amount!

Thanks again millard!!
 
Gen shi passed next...... I'm a bit surprised, didn't think many would contain oxandralone, let alone the full amount!

Thanks again millard!!

As the Gen-Shi labs owners scream at the 9 year olds in the sweat shop "pull all of the legit var off the shelves, we passed, we passed, begin substituting the real var with the sweet and low tabs! We are in the clear!".
 
Oh well... Sometime I believe you guys talk a lot without thinking much. It's not that hard for ppl in Europe to buy stuff and send it to simec AG. Actually it's easy as buying apple pie in a shop! Swiss has a law that permit import and export of steroids and in between EU there are no custom. So 99% of the time you will receive the package.
I don't give a fuck how long I have to wait but you have to look this in perspective....

You want to look professional and you want to give ppl the impression that it's a well organised thing the one he is running. Because you don't want ppl to start questioning if the samples are legit etc. etc.

We already discussed this, someone was very skeptical on how long it would be legit to wait to receive sample and then resend it to the lab.

Have a good day :)
 
Oh well... Sometime I believe you guys talk a lot without thinking much. It's not that hard for ppl in Europe to buy stuff and send it to simec AG. Actually it's easy as buying apple pie in a shop! Swiss has a law that permit import and export of steroids and in between EU there are no custom. So 99% of the time you will receive the package.
I don't give a fuck how long I have to wait but you have to look this in perspective....

You want to look professional and you want to give ppl the impression that it's a well organised thing the one he is running. Because you don't want ppl to start questioning if the samples are legit etc. etc.

We already discussed this, someone was very skeptical on how long it would be legit to wait to receive sample and then resend it to the lab.

Have a good day :)

You missed your one chance to come
Back and say "hahaha nah guys, I was only kidding". As suggested, if you think you can do it in a more speedy and organized manner, get to it. We will be waiting.
 
Oh well... Sometime I believe you guys talk a lot without thinking much. It's not that hard for ppl in Europe to buy stuff and send it to simec AG. Actually it's easy as buying apple pie in a shop! Swiss has a law that permit import and export of steroids and in between EU there are no custom. So 99% of the time you will receive the package.
I don't give a fuck how long I have to wait but you have to look this in perspective....
I agree that the turnaround needs to be shorter. But it's not as easy as you make it seem. Yes, for ONE sample that may be true. Trying to organize a batch with 15-20 samples from 15+ different vendors located in multiple locations around the world is a little bit more challenging. And as you can see, we ended up with only 14 samples when we closed the collection period which is a far cry from 99%.

I appreciate the feedback. We'll definitely try to shorten the turnaround.
 
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