Sending AAS samples to independent, accredited laboratory in Europe

Would you be willing to submit an unopened sample to an independent accredited laboratory in Europe?

  • No. I could never bear to part with gear.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No. I would only send it to a US-based laboratory.

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • Yes. But only if I didn't have to pay for the cost of analysis.

    Votes: 6 9.8%
  • Yes. But I would not be willing to pay more than USD $50 for analysis.

    Votes: 18 29.5%
  • Yes. I would pay up to USD $100 for analysis.

    Votes: 20 32.8%
  • Yes. I would pay up to USD $150 for analysis.

    Votes: 4 6.6%
  • Yes. I would pay up to USD $200 for analysis.

    Votes: 11 18.0%

  • Total voters
    61
  • Poll closed .
Oh well... Sometime I believe you guys talk a lot without thinking much. It's not that hard for ppl in Europe to buy stuff and send it to simec AG. Actually it's easy as buying apple pie in a shop! Swiss has a law that permit import and export of steroids and in between EU there are no custom. So 99% of the time you will receive the package.
I don't give a fuck how long I have to wait but you have to look this in perspective....

You want to look professional and you want to give ppl the impression that it's a well organised thing the one he is running. Because you don't want ppl to start questioning if the samples are legit etc. etc.

We already discussed this, someone was very skeptical on how long it would be legit to wait to receive sample and then resend it to the lab.

Have a good day :)
Thanks for the feedback, hope you've had a chance to donate
 
I agree that the turnaround needs to be shorter. But it's not as easy as you make it seem. Yes, for ONE sample that may be true. Trying to organize a batch with 15-20 samples from 15+ different vendors located in multiple locations around the world is a little bit more challenging. And as you can see, we ended up with only 14 samples when we closed the collection period which is a far cry from 99%.

I appreciate the feedback. We'll definitely try to shorten the turnaround.

I know andI was not bashing you, most of the ppl that attacked me didn't really understand it.
I was suggesting an improvement in turnaround.
I explained why it's needed. Because it will help fuel the project. In my opinion you could reduce the brands tested, half of the oxandrolone tested for example are mostly local to only few ppl. All the UK brands are not used much apart from ppl in the UK. Choose a max of 6-10 brands and keep testing them, It would help in turnaround time a lot, because you will not have to use more then few sources.
 
You missed your one chance to come
Back and say "hahaha nah guys, I was only kidding". As suggested, if you think you can do it in a more speedy and organized manner, get to it. We will be waiting.
EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!! hey Frost, this fucking Sampei talk-shit cock sucker is a complete idiot....CMOn Man for real, We finally have been blessed with someone willing to help us, by having testing done. And here we Go with the: "Its too hot"! " Im cold" and the "are we there yet" and of course" "its taking too long!"(said while friveling,snotting,and whining)give it a fucking break-in the words of my brother:"Take that drama to the food court,Bitch!" Thanks again Millard, plan on donating again soon, MUCH MUCH APPRECIATED!
 
Lower your tren dosage, come back and write it again.
Unless the only thing you can do is hop on the bandwagon of insulting Sampei, because you don't have your own brain to think on your own.

I forgive you brother.

EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!! hey Frost, this fucking Sampei talk-shit cock sucker is a complete idiot....CMOn Man for real, We finally have been blessed with someone willing to help us, by having testing done. And here we Go with the: "Its too hot"! " Im cold" and the "are we there yet" and of course" "its taking too long!"(said while friveling,snotting,and whining)give it a fucking break-in the words of my brother:"Take that drama to the food court,Bitch!" Thanks again Millard, plan on donating again soon, MUCH MUCH APPRECIATED!
 
Lower your tren dosage, come back and write it again.
Unless the only thing you can do is hop on the bandwagon of insulting Sampei, because you don't have your own brain to think on your own.

I forgive you brother.

Dude, first, chill with the self pity, okay? It's a bad look, a weak look.

Second, there is no "bandwagon of insulting Sampei". You're really not THAT important, stop flattering yourself. There was no secret meeting to decide how to react to your whining. Brutus and I simply stated our reaction to your post. I can't speak for him or anyone else, but I stand by what I said and I wasn't "insulting Sampei". I was stating my feelings about what you wrote.

Third, drop the annoying, arrogant crap of referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Again, see my comment above regarding your self importance.

That's all Bickel has to say, for now.:rolleyes:
 
Lower your tren dosage, come back and write it again.
Unless the only thing you can do is hop on the bandwagon of insulting Sampei, because you don't have your own brain to think on your own.

I forgive you brother.
The Tren will rise!
 
As the Gen-Shi labs owners scream at the 9 year olds in the sweat shop "pull all of the legit var off the shelves, we passed, we passed, begin substituting the real var with the sweet and low tabs! We are in the clear!".
Yeh I agree, this will always be a potential problem. As long as the funding continues though, we will be in a better position than we were without these results.
 
Yeh I agree, this will always be a potential problem. As long as the funding continues though, we will be in a better position than we were without these results.

Oh man, Bickel needs to be real clear about what Bickel meant. I was just being silly with that post, I meant nothing by it. It was a sarcastic attempt at humor that apparently missed it's mark, at least with some.

For the record, I love this program, and fully support it. Also, I am probably closer to the other end of the spectrum as far as my opinion of UGL's go. I actually believe that quite a few UGL's really do try to be legit and put out good product - I think many just lack the connections/experience to successfully operate such an endeavor.

My post was attempted sarcasm, and this program will make a difference.
 
Oh man, Bickel needs to be real clear about what Bickel meant. I was just being silly with that post, I meant nothing by it. It was a sarcastic attempt at humor that apparently missed it's mark, at least with some.

For the record, I love this program, and fully support it. Also, I am probably closer to the other end of the spectrum as far as my opinion of UGL's go. I actually believe that quite a few UGL's really do try to be legit and put out good product - I think many just lack the connections/experience to successfully operate such an endeavor.

My post was attempted sarcasm, and this program will make a difference.

:oops: My bad bickel.

As a side note, do you know if downloading the files from anabolic lab shows what is actually in the bunk pills? Excel pharma obviously shows 0mg oxandrolone, but is it listed anywhere if they actually contain ANYTHING? I know they were tested a few years ago on wedinos, and actually contained winstrol.
 
Lower your tren dosage, come back and write it again.
Unless the only thing you can do is hop on the bandwagon of insulting Sampei, because you don't have your own brain to think on your own.

I forgive you brother.
My bad, I Man enough to admit it. I thought you were just shit talking and complaining and that was it- But if your intentions were to better the community and testing procedures-Good for you. I am wrong quite often, My wife could definitely attest to that fact...
 
My bad, I Man enough to admit it. I thought you were just shit talking and complaining and that was it- But if your intentions were to better the community and testing procedures-Good for you. I am wrong quite often, My wife could definitely attest to that fact...

she is probably wrong more then you, but women can't admit it ahahah :) at least that's what happen with mine.

No problem, we all are at fault sometime, it's all good ;)
I have had my share of mistakes as well, it takes a man to admit it. Seems like you are one.
 
Dude, first, chill with the self pity, okay? It's a bad look, a weak look.

Second, there is no "bandwagon of insulting Sampei". You're really not THAT important, stop flattering yourself. There was no secret meeting to decide how to react to your whining. Brutus and I simply stated our reaction to your post. I can't speak for him or anyone else, but I stand by what I said and I wasn't "insulting Sampei". I was stating my feelings about what you wrote.

Third, drop the annoying, arrogant crap of referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Again, see my comment above regarding your self importance.

That's all Bickel has to say, for now.:rolleyes:

Self pity? lol

Man I was just replying in a very calm way, instead of jumping the gun and calling everyone a fucktard. You are entitled of your opinion, as much as I'm.

English is not my language so MAYBE my post came out in the wrong way, but I was not attacking Millard in anyway, I was one of the first to donate to this program, and I tried to help in anyway I could for the succeed of it.
So please give me a break, I was giving a feedback and I didn't talk shit about the program, I just explained that the turnaround need improvement.

Sometime we really should chill a bit, and think twice before hitting reply (me first). I know we are mostly on steroids and with a hot head but srsly... relax :)
 
Novocrine is up fellas.....

Thanks again millard, Your work is really apreciated!
 
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