Crystal234
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Oh look! The big hipped troll found its way to my log.
In case you guys haven't seen his thread, here you go. It's quite comedic. Please help me!!!!!
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In case you guys haven't seen his thread, here you go. It's quite comedic. Please help me!!!!!
OdieM
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LMAO I only read the first few post and that was enough. I fucking love the Internet. Thanks for the laugh Crystal.
Wendylifts
Well-known Member
Sounds like someone's ovaries hurt. Try a hot water bottle, relax on the couch and watch your stories....
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Crystal234
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That is true, but I am not like most women.Most women would find that very distressing.
You can even ask my momma. She's always asking me why I can't just be normal. Lol 
Wendylifts
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That is true, but I am not like most women.
You're normal! You're Abby Normal!
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Crystal234
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Yep. That's me. LolYou're normal! You're Abby Normal!
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Wendylifts
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I'm not sure if you get it. I make all these cultural references as work and the young engineers have no idea what I'm talking about. That's Marty Feldman from young Frankenstein. He stole a brain he said was born "Abby normal". Sorry if this is overkill and you know that. I'm so used to getting a blank stare and crickets from the youngens at work. Lol.
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Crystal234
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Lol! I knew exactly what you meant. I'm not that far off in age from you.
I remember watching Young Frankenstein growing up. It scared the fuck out of me but it was also one of my favorites. I love classic horror films. Can't watch the new ones because they are too real looking for me. I'm a chicken. LolGotta have the clit Dick hang lower than the walls, right babe? Confuse the vagina into thinking its a penis, right babe?
In all seriousness though I genuinely feel bad for the poor soul that has to stumble upon your monstrosity of a body.
Crystal234
New Member
Yes, my poor husband. Maybe I should send you over to him to do the job for me? You are much more womanly after all, with your volumptuous child-bearing hips.
Being nice wont get you inside that clit Dick, tranny chaser lmfao
C'mon man don't troll her log. You fucking lady boy.
Yes, my poor husband. Maybe I should send you over to him to do the job for me? You are much more womanly after all.
Oh no I have very wide shoulders, so despite having big hips I still have a masculine looking physique, not that I even care though lmfao, nice try sheman
Crystal234
New Member
Whatever makes you feel better. Now please go back to your own thread because nobody wants to read about all your nonsense on here.I knew you were a Tranny, but I didn't know you were a blind one... Did you have your baby yet? How many weeks are you hipster? TROLL
OdieM
Banned
Will it get me in you though? I promise I'll grab those big girly hips of yours and plow into ya real sweet like.
Judging by your profilel pic I can tell you aren't even 5'10, don't talk to me, you arent Evan a man,you are a manchild, now log off the computer and go play with your LEGOS little man
Looks like I just found my next project.
I hope you've done your homework because I'm coming for you, Jimbob, and I promise you're not gonna like it. Get your affairs in order, boy.
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